About this property
Country Living: Surprisingly Not Terrible
Are you tired of paying obscene amounts of money to live in a box stacked on top of other boxes filled with people who think 2 AM is the perfect time to practice drums?
Well, have we got news for you! Call or text Hunter 859-712-7420 - he knows the property, can get you in and Approved and all that jazz. Bluegrass Team w/EXP Realty.
Introducing: Country Living – It's like city living, but with actual space and significantly fewer strangers judging your grocery choices!
typically 0 down, 7% in, 30 yr fixed RHS loan would be about $1750±/mo.
For this low price of "probably less than your current rent," you could be the proud owner of this 3-bedroom, 2-bath home on 2 whole acres. That's right – TWO ACRES. Do you even know how much space that is? It's approximately 8,712 trips to your refrigerator and back without ever leaving your property!
This rural paradise comes with a 30'x40' shop garage that's so roomy, you'll finally have space for that hobby you've been telling yourself you'll start "when you have more space." Woodworking? Sure! Restoring vintage motorcycles? Absolutely! Creating life-size wax replicas of celebrities out of recycled candles? Hey, we don't judge – that's the beauty of country living – no one judges you!
"But what about internet?" you ask, clutching your smartphone with white knuckles. Fear not, digital nomad! This property comes with FIBER WIFI. That's right – you can post your "living the simple life" photos at speeds that would make your city friends green with envy.
The views from this property extend for miles – miles that don't include billboards, traffic jams, or that one guy who always seems to be yelling at pigeons. Instead, you'll enjoy rolling hills, open skies, and the occasional visit from local wildlife who, unlike your current neighbors, will politely leave when asked.
Just a couple of miles from the main highway, you're close enough to civilization for convenience but far enough that the word "siren" will slowly disappear from your vocabulary, replaced with exciting new terms like "chirping bird”, and "actual silence."
Think about it: Peace. Quiet. A fence that surrounds YOUR property instead of a shared hallway where you have to make small talk with the person from 3B whose name you still don't know after five years. haha
Side benefits include:
• Stars! Actual visible stars in the sky.
• Fresh air that doesn't smell like a mysterious combination of restaurant exhausts
• The ability to talk at normal volume at any time of the day or night.
• Country living: Where "rush hour" means the tractor ahead of you is going slightly under the speed limit.
So what are you waiting for? Grab this 3-bedroom charmer with its work shop garage, fiber internet, and views for days.
Your future self – the one who wakes up without hearing someone else's alarm through the wall – will thank you.
Country Living: Because paying less for more space is just smart arithmetic.
Call or text Hunter 859-712-7420 - he knows the property, can get you in and Approved and all that jazz. Bluegrass Team w/EXP Realty.
